120+ Cow Pick Up Lines [Clean, Cheesy, Funny]

Ever wonder how to make a cow smile? Well, we’ve got some moovelous cow pick-up lines that are so fun and silly, they’ll make anyone laugh! 

Whether you’re a farm enthusiast, an animal lover, or just someone looking for a good chuckle, these lines are udderly perfect. 

Read on to find the best, corniest, and most amusing cow pick-up lines that even a cow couldn’t resist!

Cow Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you a cow? Because you’ve got my heart moo-ving at full speed.”

2. “I must be a cowboy because I can’t wait to herd you into my life.”

3. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, like a calf in a meadow.”

4. “I’m not a farmer, but I’d like to plant some sweet nothings in your ear.”

5. “If we were cows, I’d graze by your side any day.”

6. “You must be made of clover because I feel lucky every time I see you.”

7. “Feeling chilly? I’d share my blanket and cud-dle up with you.”

8. “Just like a prized cow, you’re utterly amazing.”

9. “Are you a field of grass? Because I find myself drawn to you naturally.”

10. “You’re like fresh hay in the sun – absolutely breathtaking.”

11. “I’m not a vet, but I’d love to take care of your heart.”

12. “I must be a calf because I wanna follow you wherever you go.”

13. “If love was milk, I’d give you a whole barn.”

14. “Just like a good milker, I promise to handle your heart with care.”

15. “If beauty was measured in hay bales, you’d be a whole barn.”

16. “Are you a cornfield? Because I’m stalked by thoughts of you.”

17. “You’re the cream to my milk – plain perfect.”

18. “Is your name Summer? Because you’re about to have this cowboy fall for you.”

19. “If we were on a farm, I’d pick you over the freshest apple.”

20. “You must be the reason all the cows come home because you’ve captured my heart.”

21. “I’m no bull, but I sure am charging towards you with all my heart.”

22. “Is it milking time? Because my heart is overflowing for you.”

23. “If hearts were fields, you’d be the lush, green pasture in mine.”

24. “You’re not just a fling, you’re the whole barnyard dance.”

25. “I’m just a cowpoke standing in front of a girl, asking her to be his heifer.”

26. “Forget the rodeo, winning your heart would be the greatest prize.”

27. “You’re like the best fodder; I could never have enough of you.”

28. “Are you a haystack? Because I’m getting lost in the thought of you.”

29. “Would you be the cow to my boy, so together we can face any ranch challenge?”

30. “You must be a rare steak because you’ve got my heart sizzling.”

Cow Pick Up Lines Clean

1. “Are you a cow? Because every time I see you, I think ‘moo-ve over angels, heaven’s missing one!'”

2. “If you were a cow, I’d never trade you for magic beans, you’re too special.”

3. “Do you live in a barn? Because you’ve got my heart galloping.”

4. “Is your name Bessie? Because you’ve got me feeling udderly fantastic.”

5. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your cow eyes.”

6. “Are you a cowbell? Because I need more of you in my life.”

7. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’, but since we’re talking cows, you’re a ‘beauti-cow’.”

8. “I must be a cowboy because I can’t stop wrangling thoughts of you.”

9. “Are you a calf? Because every time you walk into the room, I feel like I’ve found something precious.”

10. “Is your dad a farmer? Because you’ve got some outstanding genes.”

11. “Did it hurt when you fell from the milky way?”

12. “If we were cows, I’d always want to be in the same pasture as you.”

13. “Are you a rare steak? Because I can’t resist coming back for more.”

14. “If love was a field, I’d want to roam it with you.”

15. “Are you a haystack? Because I’m totally getting lost in you.”

16. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my herd?”

17. “I must be a cornfield, because my heart pops whenever you’re near.”

18. “Are you a farmer? Because you’ve just made my heart bloom.”

19. “Do you like country music? Because my heart sings whenever I see you.”

20. “Was your dad a cattle thief? Because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.”

21. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard right here in the barn.”

22. “If you were a cow, you’d be an award-winner, because no one else compares.”

23. “Do you need a tractor? Because I’m here to plow into your heart.”

24. “Are we on a farm? Because I’m sure feeling a strong connection to the land when I’m with you.”

25. “If you were feed, I’d be the happiest cow in the pasture just to be near you.”

26. “Are you a barn door? Because every time you open up, I feel welcomed.”

27. “Do you have a sunflower in your pocket? Because when I’m with you, I always turn towards the light.”

28. “If you were a crop, you’d be golden wheat because you’re just so valuable.”

29. “Is your name Summer? Because you’ve just brought warmth into my life.”

30. “If love was a barn, you’d be the reason it’s so cozy inside.”

Funny Cow Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you a cow? Because I’m udderly smitten with you.”

2. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my cowbell?”

3. “If you were a cow, I’d want to be the ground you graze on.”

4. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Must be your moo-gic.”

5. “Excuse me, but I think you’ve stolen my heart. Is your name Bessie? Because you’ve got some fine calves!”

6. “I must be a cowpoke because I can’t wait to wrangle you into my life.”

7. “Is your dad a farmer? Because you’ve got some grade A beef!”

8. “If we were cows, I’d hoof it over hills just to be with you.”

9. “You must be the reason for global warming because you just raised my temperature by several degrees.”

10. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. Plus, I need to find a shortcut to your heart.”

11. “I was writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I realized I was missing your number.”

12. “If beauty were measured in milk liters, you’d be the universal standard.”

13. “They say milk does a body good, but darling, how much have you been drinking?”

14. “Were you eating cereal? Because you look mooo-arvelous.”

15. “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material… and a bit of cow fur, apparently.”

16. “You’re not just a snack; you’re the whole farm meal!”

17. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. Of cow kisses, naturally.”

18. “Are you a time traveler? Because every moment with you feels like the future looks mooo-ch brighter.”

19. “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. In a barn, surrounded by cows, obviously.”

20. “Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection, and not just because we’re both stuck in this pasture.”

21. “You must be jelly, because jam don’t shake like that… unless it’s made from cowberries, is that a thing?”

22. “If kisses were cow spots, I’d cover you with pecks.”

23. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you’ve got me seeing stars… and cows, apparently.”

24. “You’re so beautiful, I wish I could milk every moment with you.”

25. “Excuse me, do you have a name or can I call you mine? Also, do you have a favorite cow, because I feel like we should get one together.”

26. “Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of that… with a side of ice cream from our cow.”

27. “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me… also, do you think cows like Star Wars?”

28. “If flirting was a dairy product, it would be cheese, because here I am, trying to be smooth… or should I say, moo-th.”

29. “Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth or in this barnyard.”

30. “Is there an airport nearby, or is it just my heart taking off? I mean, I thought I saw it flying over those cows.”

Cheesy Cow Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you a cow? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’ve won the dairy jackpot!”

2. “If you were a cow, I’d want to be the farmer, just so I could see you every morning.”

3. “Do you believe in love at first moo or should I walk by again?”

4. “Is your name Bessie? Because you’ve got some udderly beautiful eyes.”

5. “If we were cows, I’d steer clear of everyone else just to be with you.”

6. “Did it hurt when you fell from the cow heaven? Because you look bovine.”

7. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, but as a cow, you’re just stunning.”

8. “I must be a cowboy because I’ve been lassoed by your beauty.”

9. “You must be a rare steak because I like you a lot.”

10. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, and I swear I’m pasture point of return.”

11. “You’re udderly fantastic, did anyone tell you that?”

12. “Is it just me or is it milky way too beautiful where you stand?”

13. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you, hoof over heels.”

14. “Are we on a farm? Because I’m sure we’d make an a-moo-zing pair.”

15. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together in a field of daisies.”

16. “Can I offer you some hay? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”

17. “I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?”

18. “Excuse me, but I think you’ve stolen my heart. Can I check your pockets?”

19. “You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!”

20. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together in a cozy barn.”

21. “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!”

22. “I’m not saying you’re a cow, but if you were, you’d be impeccable.”

23. “Were you grown on a dairy farm? Because you certainly know how to raise a calf.”

24. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple, and as a cow, you’re just divine.”

25. “Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you just gave me.”

26. “Do you have WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”

27. “Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”

28. “Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

29. “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”

30. “If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE print.”