110+ Goat Pick Up Lines [Best, Funny, Cool]

Goats are quirky, adorable animals that we often see on farms and sometimes in funny videos online. 

Just like we use fun lines to make friends laugh or to break the ice, imagine using goat-themed pick-up lines! 

That’s right, we’re going to explore some creative and funny goat pick-up lines that you can share with friends or just to bring a smile to someone’s face. 

Best Goat Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you a goat? Because you’ve got my heart skipping over mountains.”

2. “If you were a goat, I’d be the mountain you roam on.”

3. “Do you believe in love at first bleat?”

4. “I must be a goat because I’m head over hooves for you.”

5. “I’m not kidding when I say you’ve captured my heart.”

6. “If I were a farmer, you’d be the goat I’d brag about.”

7. “You must be a rare breed, because I’ve never felt this way before.”

8. “Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re near, everyone else disappears – just like goats do when I need to find them.”

9. “I hope you like goats, because I’m feeling a strong connection to you.”

10. “I would climb any mountain just to see you graze.”

11. “Is your name Billy? Because you’ve got that greatest goat of all time charm.”

12. “You must be the goat of my dreams, because I’ve been thinking about you all day.”

13. “If we were goats, I’d spend every day playing and jumping around with you.”

14. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, like a goat in the mountains.”

15. “You’ve goat to be kidding me with that smile – it brightens up my entire day!”

16. “I must be a goat whisperer, because I feel a special bond with you.”

17. “If love was a field, I’d be the goat grazing in it only if you were there with me.”

18. “I think we’re two goats in a pod – perfectly suited for each other.”

19. “Are we on a mountain? Because my heart just climbed to new heights.”

20. “If my heart were a pasture, you’d be the goat frolicking in it.”

21. “You’re the goat cheese to my salad, absolutely essential and perfectly delightful.”

22. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you, kid.”

23. “Are you a clover? Because my heart leaps towards you like a happy goat.”

24. “How do you feel about farm life? Because I could see us together, goat and all.”

25. “Are we in a goat yoga class? Because I feel incredibly calm and happy around you.”

26. “I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you I goat you.”

27. “You must be the reason goats are always so happy.”

28. “Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because even a goat knows an angel when it sees one.”

29. “You’re not just a part of the herd, you stand out like the greatest of all time.”

30. “I’d trek any mountain just to give you a bleat of love.”

Cute Goat Pick Up Lines 

1. “Are you a goat? Because you’ve ‘goat’ my heart racing.”

2. “Do you live on a farm? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’ve found the ‘goat’ of my dreams.”

3. “If you were a goat, I’d climb mountains just to be with you.”

4. “Are you looking for a baa-d boy? Because I’m the greatest of all time.”

5. “If I were a farmer, I’d be lucky to have you as my greatest ‘goat’.”

6. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my goat?”

7. “I must be a goat because I’m head over hooves for you.”

8. “Our love could be legendary; just say yes and we’ll be the greatest of all ‘togetherness’.”

9. “Is it just me or is it getting woolly in here? Because I feel warm whenever you’re near.”

10. “I’m not kidding when I say you’ve captured my heart.”

11. “If kisses were leaves, I’d give you a tree. If love was time, I’d send you an eternity.”

12. “I’d climb the highest mountain just to graze next to you.”

13. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’, but since we’re talking goats, you’re ‘baa-eautiful’.”

14. “Our love is like a goat’s beard: it just grows stronger every day.”

15. “If my heart was a field, you’d be the goat grazing in it.”

16. “Are we in the barn? Because I’m feeling a strong connection between us, stronger than a goat’s love for hay.”

17. “You must be a goat cheese because you make everything better.”

18. “I was feeling blue, but then I saw you and remembered goats like to climb to the highest point. You’re my peak.”

19. “If love was a goat, I’d want to keep you in my pen forever.”

20.”Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot? Even my goat shades don’t help.”

21. “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, even a companion for my goat.”

22. “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. Plus, my goat can photobomb.”

23. “If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print because that’s where the most valuable things are said, just like how I feel about you.”

Funny Goat Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Just kidding, I’m actually a goat.”

2. “Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes. Also, I’m a goat and can’t read maps.”

3. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. And if I were not a goat, I’d still find you appealing.”

4. “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for. Plus, I heard goats rank well on there too.”

5. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you. Meanwhile, I’m just a goat with a sense of humor.”

6. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Also, I’m a goat, but that doesn’t make my fall any less graceful.”

7. “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling. And yes, goats eat bananas too!”

8. “Is it hot in here or is it just you? Just kidding, it’s me. I’m a goat.”

9. “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me. And I’m just a goat looking for my Leia.”

10. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. And I’d be the goat admiring you from afar.”

11. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you. But seriously, I’m actually a goat.”

12. “If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. And I, a timeless goat, would cherish every second.”

13. “Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material. Also, it’s goat-friendly.”

14. “Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under. Yes, goats can appreciate geography too.”

15. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. Or in goat terms, a whole meadow to graze in.”

16. “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more. Also, I’m a goat and I just eat the marshmallows.”

17. “You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te. And I’m just a simple goat.”

18. “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Just kidding, I’m a goat, what do I know about sunburns?”

19. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. And then G-O-A-T, because priorities.”

20. “Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam. Also, I am a goat, which might be less impressive, but I’m clever.”

21. “Were you a part of the Boy Scouts? Because you’ve got my heart tied in knots. And as a goat, I’m all about those ropes.”

22. “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind. Also, did I mention I’m a goat?”

23. “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? By the way, I’m a goat, which makes logistics challenging.”

24. “You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Just kidding, it’s because I’m a goat and I can’t see very far.”

25. “If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print. And I’d be the goat trying to wear glasses to read it.”

26. “Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? Just kidding, I’m a goat, we don’t fly.”

27. “You must be a broom, because you swept me off my feet. Also, do you have any hay? Asking for a goat friend.”

28. “You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache. Good thing I’m a goat and have a great dental plan.”

29. “If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. Because I’d always miss you. Also, goats can’t play basketball.”

30. “Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Just checking, because as a goat, I’m more about climbing mountains than falling from the skies.”

Smooth Goat Pick Up Lines

1. “Do you believe in love at first bleat? Because my heart just skipped a beat.”

2. “If beauty was a grain, you’d be a whole field and I’d be the happy goat munching away.”

3. “Feeling adventurous? Because I goat a feeling we’re meant to climb mountains together.”

4. “I must be a mountain goat, because I can’t stop climbing towards your heart.”

5. “If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you, but as a goat, I’ll just say I’m horn-y for your love.”

6. “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more of your warmth. Plus, I’ll bring the goat cheese.”

7. “If we were both goats, I’d head-butt anyone who tried to take you away from me.”

8. “I’m no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together grazing in the fields.”

9. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber and I’d be the goat lucky enough to eat it.”

10. “You’re the peanut butter to my goat’s diet – absolutely essential.”

11. “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW, the moment I saw you.”

12. “Are you WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection and my heart says it’s goat to be real.”

13. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you, no kidding.”

14. “You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te and I’m just a Billy looking for his Nanny.”

15. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you in a way that’s unique and all mine.”

16. “If love was a leap, I’d jump over the moon just to be with you.”

17. “Are we in the goat section of a petting zoo? Because I’m feeling a connection I can’t bleat.”