120+ Graduation Pick Up Lines [Funny, Cool, Tagalog]

Graduation is a big deal. It’s the day you get to celebrate all the hard work you’ve put into studying, making friends, and growing up. 

But did you know it can also be a day filled with fun and laughter? That’s right, we’re talking about graduation pick-up lines.

These are funny and clever sentences you can use to make someone smile or laugh, especially on such an important day. 

Graduation Pick Up Lines

1. “Is your degree in flirting? Because your skills are top-class!”

2. “Was that a diploma in your hand, or were you just happy to see me?”

3. “Do I need a library card? Because I’m checking you out instead of the books.”

4. “Are you a summa cum laude? Because you’re at the top of my list.”

5. “Is it hot in here, or did you just walk in with your degree of hotness?”

6. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes post-graduation.”

7. “Are you a thesis? Because I’m totally devoted to you.”

8. “Did we just graduate? Because it feels like we’ve moved to the next level.”

9. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by with my diploma again?”

10. “If you were a degree, you’d be an A+, because you’re the best grade I’ve ever seen.”

11. “Are we in the graduation ceremony? Because when I see you, time stops.”

12. “Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you after getting my diploma.”

13. “Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world by graduating?”

14. “Are you a diploma? Because I feel accomplished when I’m with you.”

15. “If kisses were degrees, I’d send you to college all over again.”

16. “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot post-graduation?”

17. “Are you a newly graduated student? Because you’ve got a bright future ahead of us.”

18. “Did it hurt when you graduated? Because you look like an angel with that diploma.”

19. “Are you a class schedule? Because I can’t wait to sign up for a lifetime with you.”

20. “Do we have a class together? I swear we have chemistry.”

21. “Is your major psychology? Because you’ve got a significant influence on my heart.”

22. “Were you the valedictorian? Because you just gave my heart a commencement speech.”

23. “Is this the graduation party? Because seeing you is the celebration I was looking forward to.”

24. “Are you lost? Heaven’s a long way from this graduation ceremony.”

25. “Do you specialize in architecture? Because you just constructed a bridge to my heart.”

26. “Is this a diploma in my hand, or am I just thrilled to take you out for dinner?”

27. “Have you been practicing your graduation walk? Because you’ve just stepped right into my life.”

28. “Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me post-graduation.”

29. “Is your major in fine arts? Because you make my life picture perfect.”

Graduation Pick Up Lines Tagalog 

1. “Are you a diploma? Because I’ve been working hard to reach you.”

2. “If we were subjects, would you be my major? Because I want to specialize in you.”

3. “Call me your graduation cap because I want to be on top of your head, making you proud.”

4. “Is your name Summa Cum Laude? Because you’re the highest honor in my heart.”

5. “Are we both graduates? Because I feel we’ve both passed the tests of love.”

6. “Do you have a program? Because I’d like to be part of your future plans.”

7. “Are you a thesis? Because I want to spend sleepless nights with you.”

8. “Was that a commencement march? Because my heart beats for you in processional rhythm.”

9. “If love was a class, I’d have an A+ in thinking about you.”

10. “Am I graduating? Because every time I see you, I feel I’ve achieved my goals.”

11. “If you were a course, I’d never skip you.”

12. “Could I be your study buddy for the course of life?”

13. “Are you my degree? Because achieving you feels like my life’s purpose.”

14. “Are you a final exam? Because all my thoughts lead back to you.”

15. “If our love was a graduation speech, it would be the most inspiring one.”

16. “Do you have a toga? Because together, we’d make a perfect pair on stage.”

17. “Are we taking a PE class? Because my heart races every time I see you.”

18. “If you were a campus, I’d never want to graduate and leave you.”

19. “Is your name Dean’s List? Because you’re top of the line in my heart.”

20. “Join my honor society? It’s exclusive for two, and it’s filled with love for you.”

21. “Are you a valedictory address? Because you move my heart with your words.”

22. “If love was a project, I’d dedicate all my efforts to you.”

23. “Were you the subject of my final exam? Because everything I learned leads to you.”

24. “Is your love a quiz? Because I’m ready to take it any day.”

25. “Are you a scholarship? Because winning you is my dream come true.”

26. “If our story was a college application, it would be the one with the highest acceptance rate.”

27. “Are you a lecture? Because I hang onto every word you say.”

28. “If we were in a library, I’d check you out first.”

29. “Do you have a syllabus? Because I want to know what it takes to pass your heart.”

30. “If our love was a graduation ceremony, I’d be ready to celebrate us every day.”

Funny Graduation Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you a degree? Because you’ve got me feeling accomplished just by looking at you.”

2. “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your commencement speech.”

3. “Is your name Diploma? Because I feel like I’ve been working hard just to get to know you.”

4. “Call me your cap, because I’m about to be head over heels for you.”

5. “Are we at the graduation ceremony? Because I can really picture us together.”

6. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by in my gown again?”

7. “Are you a thesis? Because I’m committed to doing all the work just to be with you.”

8. “I must be graduating summa cum laude, because I think I’ve just found the top of my class.”

9. “If you were a diploma, you’d be summa cum laude, because you’re at the top of your game.”

10. “Can I take you out to celebrate? Because nothing would look better on me than you.”

11. “Are you a library book? Because I’m checking you out in my thoughts for the future.”

12. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you after the ceremony.”

13. “Are we taking the same elective? Because I elect to take you out.”

14. “Is this a commencement ceremony or a magician’s show? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

15. “Did you just graduate? Because you’ve got ‘class’ written all over you.”

16. “I must be a philosopher, because I think therefore I am… into you.”

17. “If we were both degrees, we’d surely graduate magna cum together.”

18. “You must be the valedictorian of looking good.”

19. “Are you wearing an honor cord? Because you’ve officially tied my heart in knots.”

20. “Call me your final exam, because I’m probably stressing you out. But don’t worry, it gets easier.”

21. “If life is a textbook, I’m currently reading the chapter on beautiful beginnings with you.”

22. “Are you in a graduate program? Because I’d do anything to get accepted by you.”

23. “I must be studying architecture, because I can’t stop building a future with you in my mind.”

24. “You’re not just a Master’s degree, you’re a Masterpiece.”

25. “Our love is like a PhD dissertation – long, complicated, and worth every moment.”

26. “If kisses were degrees, I’d send us both to grad school.”

27. “You must be my diploma, because I can’t wait to hang with you.”

28. “Is this the school library? Because I’m checking you out, and I plan on doing some serious research.”

Cool Graduation Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you a degree? Because you’ve got my interest peaked.”

2. “Guess what my gown is hiding? Just a heart ready to belong to someone special.”

3. “Is your name Diploma? Because I feel like I’ve been searching for you for years.”

4. “Can I take you out for a celebratory dinner? I feel more accomplished already knowing you.”

5. “Our love could be like our gowns, flowing and never-ending.”

6. “You must be the valedictorian of making hearts race.”

7. “If we were both ceremonies, you’d be the graduation because you’re the main event of my day.”

8. “I’d swap my honor cord for a chance to take you out on a date.”

9. “Is it the magna cum laude, or is it just you who has this stunning effect on me?”

10. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again with my cap and gown?”

11. “They said graduation is the beginning of our future. Care to start that future together?”

12. “Are you a summa cum laude? Because meeting you is the highest honor.”

13. “You’re the only degree I want to earn tonight.”

14. “Like a graduation cap, our potential together is sky-high.”

15. “Are we about to get our diplomas or are you just the class I’ve been waiting to pass?”

16. “Post-graduation plan: find a job. Immediate plan: get your number.”

17. “I might have just graduated, but I’ve already fallen majorly for you.”

18. “Is there a science behind your stunning looks, or are you naturally this captivating?”

19. “Do you have a few minutes? Because I’d love to spend my future with you starting now.”

20. “Our chemistry is stronger than the bond between a diploma and a graduate.”

21. “If life after graduation means meeting people like you, I’m looking forward to it.”

22. “You’ve turned my tassel without even touching it, just by standing close.”

23. “Forget about honors, you’re the distinction I want most.”

24. “My heart races faster than when they called my name for my diploma.”

25. “I didn’t graduate magna cum laude, but being with you would be the greatest honor.”

26. “This cap and gown mean nothing if I can’t celebrate with someone special like you.”

27. “Just like this diploma, my love for you is something I want to earn and keep forever.”

28. “They say the best is yet to come after graduation. Is that you by any chance?”

29. “Like a successful thesis defense, I hope to successfully win your heart.