90+ Homecoming Pick Up Lines [Funny, Cheesy]

Homecoming is a special time at school where everyone gets a little bit more excited and dressed up for dances, games, and lots of fun events. 

It’s also a time when some people might want to ask someone special to go to the dance with them. 

To do this, they might use something called a “pick up line,” which is a fun or funny phrase to help break the ice and make the other person smile. 

In this part, we’re going to share some cool and cute pick up lines you can use for Homecoming.

Homecoming Pick Up Lines

Homecoming Pick Up Lines

1. “Is it just the homecoming lights, or did you just brighten my world?”

2. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes and need guidance to homecoming.”

3. “Are you a touchdown? Because I can’t wait to take you home…coming, of course!”

4. “If you were a flower, you’d be a home-comingia, because you’ve just made this place beautiful.”

5. “Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world asking me to homecoming?”

6. “Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your no and write yes for homecoming.”

7. “Are we at a football game? Because I think you just made a touchdown in my heart.”

8. “Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off to homecoming with you?”

9. “If we were on a sinking ship, I’d save a boat just for you to go to homecoming with me.”

10. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a homecoming sign?”

11. “I must be a detective because I need to find a clue on how to take you to homecoming.”

12. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber. Care to be my homecoming date?”

13. “Is this Hogwarts? Because I think you’ve just cast a spell on me for homecoming.”

14. “Do you play soccer? Because you’ve just scored a goal in my heart for homecoming.”

15. “If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives trying to take you to homecoming.”

16. “Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile thinking about homecoming.”

17. “Do you believe in fate? Because it seems like it’s our destiny to go to homecoming together.”

18. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. Will you go to homecoming with me?”

19. “Is this a movie? Because I think we’ve just had a meet-cute for homecoming.”

20. “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda is one I want to take to homecoming!”

21. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Homecoming?”

22. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you… and dreaming about homecoming.”

23. “Is it Halloween? Because I think we’d look spooktacular together at homecoming.”

24. “If you were a book, I’d check you out and never return you. Homecoming?”

25, “Are we in Paris? Because Eiffel is for you and wants to take you to homecoming.”

26. “Do you believe in magic? Because I feel something magical about asking you to homecoming.”

27. “Is this an art class? Because I want to paint the night with you at homecoming.”

28. “If we were in a story, would you be my happily ever after at homecoming?”

29. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine at homecoming?”

30. “Is there a rainbow today? Because you just brought color into my day with the thought of homecoming.”

31. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together for homecoming.”

32. “Are you a time traveler? Because my heart feels like it’s been waiting for you to ask about homecoming.”

33. “If you were a season, you’d be autumn because you’ve just made me fall for you… just in time for homecoming.”

34. “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Homecoming?”

35. “Are you a beacon? Because you’ve just guided my heart to ask you to homecoming.”

36. “Is this a museum? Because you truly are a piece of art, perfect for the homecoming portrait.”

37. “Do you play the lottery? Because I think we’ve just hit the jackpot for homecoming.”

38. “If you were an ice cream flavor, you’d be sweet enough to be my date for homecoming.”

39. “Are we at a farm? Because you’ve just plowed your way into my heart for homecoming.”

40. “Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte, and I’m hoping you’ll be my homecoming date.”

41. “Is there a shooting star tonight? Because I’m wishing for you to say yes to homecoming.”

42. “Are you an angel? Because I think heaven just granted my wish of going to homecoming with you.”

43. “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes and need directions to ask you to homecoming.”

44. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for in a homecoming date.”

45. “Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again for homecoming?”

46. “If you were a library book, I’d never return you because you’re exactly what I want for homecoming.”

47. “Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I can see is you for homecoming.”

48. “Do you believe in fate? Because it seems like we were meant to go to homecoming together.”

49. “If beauty was time, you’d be eternity. And I want to spend eternity with you at homecoming.”

50. “Do you have a band-aid? Because I just fell for you and need to cover up my heart for homecoming.”

Funny Hoco Pick Up Lines 

Homecoming Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!

3. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

4. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

5. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

6. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

7. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

8. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

9. Are you at a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!

10. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

11. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

12. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest!

13. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

14. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

15. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

16. You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

17. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

18. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

19. If we were at homecoming together, we’d be dancing like there’s no tomorrow!

20. You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.

21. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

22. Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

23. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

24. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

25. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

26. It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

27. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

28. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

29. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

30. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!

31. Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

32. Did we just share an elevator? Because I think we’ve got some uplifting chemistry.

33. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.

34. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

35. Are you at a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.

36. Is this a busy time for you? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

37. Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you.

38. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

39. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

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