80+ Magician Pick Up Lines [Cheesy, Funny]

Step into the magical world of humor with our collection of magician pick-up lines.

Whether you’re looking to impress your friends or catch the attention of someone special, these enchanting one-liners are sure to do the trick. 

Get ready to wave your wand and conjure up some laughter, because who knows? With the right words, you might just make someone’s heart disappear and reappear in your hands.

Magician Pick Up Lines

Magician Pick Up Lines

1. “Is your name Abracadabra? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

2. “Do you have a magic wand? Because whenever you’re near, you spellbind me.”

3. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look into your eyes, everyone else vanishes.”

4. “Feel my shirt; know what it’s made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material, with just a touch of magic.”

5. “If I were a magician, I’d make everyone else disappear, so it’s just you and me.”

6. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a magic trick?”

7. “Are we at a magic show? Because your beauty is the most mesmerizing trick I’ve seen.”

8. “I must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

9. “Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl/guy of my dreams. Or do you prefer magic pigeons?”

10. “Do you like magic? Because whenever I think about you, everyone else disappears.”

11. “Was your father a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

12. “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

13. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. Or, in magician terms, an avalanche of love.”

14. “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW.”

15. “Is there a magic spell to make you fall in love with me, or should we do it the old-fashioned way?”

16. “You must be a magician because whenever you’re near, all my problems disappear.”

17.”Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants…or maybe that’s just my next magic trick.”

18.”Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile like I’m posing for my next profile picture.”

19. “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you. But don’t worry, I won’t disappear when things heat up.”

20.”Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te and magically attractive.”

21.”I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. In a magical, enchanted land.”

22. “Did we just share an elevator? Because I think we’ve got some uplifted chemistry here.”

23. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber. And yes, I can make that appear out of a hat.”

24. “Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.”

25. “I don’t have a map, but I’m trying to find my way into your heart. May need a magical compass for this one.”

26. “If beauty were time, you’d be eternity. Now, if only I could make time stop.”

27. “Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you… or maybe it was that disappearing trick.”

28. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I think about you, everything else disappears.”

29. “Are you made of magic? Because my heart beats faster whenever I’m near you.”

30. “Do you like magic tricks? Because watch closely as I make my heart appear on my sleeve.”

Funny Magician Pick Up Lines

Magician Pick Up Lines

1. “Do you like magic? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

2. “I must be a magician because I’ve just made a connection appear out of nowhere.”

3. “Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Or better yet, I can just disappear it because you’ve already made my day complete.”

4. “Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re near, everything else vanishes and all I see is you.”

5. “Do you believe in magic? Watch me pull a date out of thin air.”

6. “If I were a magician, I’d invent a spell to freeze this moment in time because I never want it to end.”

7. “My love for you is like a magic trick – it turns the impossible into reality.”

8. “Forget pulling rabbits out of hats, I want to pull us closer together.”

9. “Are you a deck of cards? Because I want to deal you into my life.”

10. “I must be levitating because I feel like I’m floating every time I’m around you.”

11. “Do you like card tricks? Because I’m looking to get lucky and pick the right one – you.”

12. “Are we at a magic show? Because every time I look at you, you make everyone else disappear.”

13. “I’ve got a magic wand, but the only spell I want to cast is one that makes you smile.”

14. “Is your name Copperfield? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’ve witnessed the impossible.”

15. “Can I borrow a magic wand? I want to make all the distance between us disappear.”

16. “I’m practicing my escape artist routine. Can you tie these for me? And afterwards, maybe we can’t escape for a coffee?”

17. “You must be made of magic, because I’ve been spellbound from the moment I saw you.”

18. “I don’t need a crystal ball to see you in my future.”

19. “Are you a magic potion? Because I feel intoxicated by your presence.”

20. “I may not be Houdini, but I can make your doubts about me disappear.”

21. “Do you enjoy magic? Because I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve to win your heart.”

22. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because only an angel can look that magical.”

23. “I’m not a magician, but I can make things happen.”

24. “If you were a magic spell, you’d be the one that brings happiness.”

25. “I’d love to show you a magic trick, but the only thing I want to make disappear is the space between us.”

Cool Magician Pick Up Lines

Magician Pick Up Lines

1. “Is it hot in here, or did I just summon a fireball with my charm?”

2. “I must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

3. “Do you believe in magic? Because whenever I look into your eyes, I see a world full of wonders.”

4. “Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re near, all my troubles vanish.”

5. “If I were a magician, I’d make everyone vanish, so I could have you all to myself.”

6. “I might not have a magic wand, but I can still make your dreams come true.”

7. “Are you the final act? Because you’re the grand finale to my search for magic.”

8. “Do you like magic tricks? Because I’m pretty good at making a connection appear out of nowhere.”

9. “I must be under a spell because I can’t take my eyes off you.”

10. “Is your name Abracadabra? Because every time I say it, you make my heart skip a beat.”

11. “Are you a spellcaster? Because every moment with you is enchanting.”

12. “Could I borrow a map? I just got lost in your eyes, and I’m trying to find my way back.”

13. “If my heart were a deck of cards, you’d be the queen of hearts.”

14. “If love were magic, you’d be the master magician who’s captured my heart.”

15. “Do you like magic? Because I’m about to make a special moment just for us.”

16. “I must have found the magic lamp because meeting you is all I’ve wished for.”

17. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together with a little bit of magic.”

18. “Are you a part of my magic act? Because every time I think of you, you make everything else disappear.”

19. “You must be made of magic, for you’ve bewitched my heart from the start.”

20. “Do you have a magic book? Because every time you speak, I’m spellbound.”

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