150+ Monkey Pick Up Lines [Arctic Monkey, Cool, Funny]

Have you ever wanted to impress your friends with some funny and clever lines, especially with a theme as quirky as monkeys? 

Well, you’re in luck! We’re about to explore some of the most amusing and creative monkey pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get a giggle. 

Whether you’re a fan of these playful animals or just looking for a unique way to break the ice, these lines are perfect for adding a bit of fun to your conversations.

Monkey Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

2. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple, and I’d be the monkey who adores you.

3. I must be a monkey because I’m going bananas over you.

4. Are you from the jungle? Because you’ve got my heart swinging from vine to vine.

5. I’m not monkeying around when I say I’m wild about you.

6. If our love was a jungle, I’d want to explore every part of it with you.

7. Are we in a tree? Because I’m falling for you branch by branch.

8. I’d climb the tallest tree just to see you smile.

9. You must be the king of the jungle because you’ve just lion-enchanted my heart.

10. Do you like fruit? Because I’d love to banana split with you.

11. I’m nuts about you. Must be why all the squirrels are jealous.

12. Are you a monkey’s favorite snack? Because I’m bananas for you.

13. You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

14. Is your name Tarzan? Because you’ve swung straight into my heart.

15. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a “cute-cumber” in a monkey’s eye.

16. Did it hurt when you fell from the treetop? Because you look like an angel to me.

17. If our love story was a jungle, you’d be the most beautiful discovery.

18. Do you believe in love at first swing, or should I walk by again?

19. Are we on a safari? Because I can’t believe my eyes how beautiful you are.

20. You must be the reason monkeys swing so happily through the trees.

21. If I were a monkey, I’d steal bananas just to impress you.

22. Are you a jungle cat? Because you’ve pounced right into my heart.

23. You’re more captivating than a sunset over the Amazon.

24. Would you hold my hand? I want to make sure I’m not lost in your eyes.

25. Your smile shines brighter than a firefly in a dark jungle.

26. If love was a jungle, I’d brave every danger just to be with you.

27. You must be a precious gem found in the jungle, because I treasure you.

28. I’d travel through a thousand jungles just to hear your laugh.

Arctic Monkeys Monkey Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you from High Green? Because my heart races like I’m heading there every time I see you.”

2. “If I were an Arctic Monkey, I’d want to be Am I by your side, dreaming about a world where you’re mine?”

3. “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your 505 eyes.”

4. “Was it you who turned the heating off? Because I feel a certain romance whenever you’re near.”

5. “I must be on the dancefloor, because you’ve got me feeling like I’m looking good on it.”

6. “Are you a fluorescent adolescent? Because you light up my world in the most colorful way.”

7. “Just like the Arctic Monkeys, I wanna be yours. Would that be alright?”

8. “Did you just come out of a Cornerstone? Because I’ve been looking for you everywhere.”

9. “You must be knee socks, because I find you absolutely irresistible during the winter nights.”

10. “Is this a bakery? Because I feel like I’ve found the sweetest Arctic Monkey piece.”

11. “Do you know Alex Turner? Because you’ve got that same star quality that lights up the room.”

12. “If we were in a song, I’d want it to be ‘Baby I’m Yours,’ because that’s how I feel.”

13. “Are you a teddy picker? Because you just picked my heart right out of my chest.”

14. “You must be a brick by brick, because every moment with you builds something beautiful.”

15. “Do I need to go on an ultracheese diet? Because my heart melts every time I see you.”

16. “Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world like the Arctic Monkeys?”

17. “If you were a record, I’d play you on repeat, especially on my darkest nights.”

18. “Are we in Sheffield? Because I feel like I’ve just discovered a rare and beautiful gem.”

19. “Did I just step into the Martini Police? Because you’ve got me feeling intoxicated with those looks.”

20. “You must be why’d you only call me when you’re high, because I can’t get you out of my mind.”

21. “Is this love? Or are we just suck it and see playing it by ear and hoping for the best?”

22. “Do you believe in a certain romance? Because I think I found it with you.”

23. “Were you in the library pictures? Because I remember a face that could stop the world.”

24. “If I could snap out of it, would you hold my hand? Because I’d like to be more than just fans.”

25. “Are you a secret door? Because I keep finding more and more about you, I want to explore.”

26. “You must be a potion approaching, because you’ve got me feeling ways I’ve never felt before.”

27. “Do you have a twin? Because every time I listen to ‘Do I Wanna Know?’ I think I’m seeing double.”

28. “I might not be from Sheffield, but meeting you feels like I’ve hit the top of the charts.”

29. “Was it just me or did the room just become the best place on earth when you walked in?”

30. “You must be a Mardy Bum, because even when you’re cold, I find you absolutely adorable.”

Funny Monkey Pick Up Lines

1. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple, and I’d be the monkey trying to pick you.

2. Is it hot in here, or is it just our monkey chemistry?

3. I must be a snow monkey, because I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.

4. You must be made of bananas because I find you very appealing.

5. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and I might need some help finding my way back to the troop.

6. Hey, do you like fruit? Because I’d love to share a banana with you.

7. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us monkeying around together.

8. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, and I’d be the monkey trying to steal it.

9. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Because you’ve got this monkey feeling tropical.

10. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me, and I’m your cheeky monkey.

11. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW, the moment I saw you.

12. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity and I’d be the timeless monkey lost in it.

13. Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, and I might need some directions back to my banana stash.

14. You must be a campfire because you have this monkey feeling all warm and cozy inside.

15. Are we at the zoo? Because you’re the only zebra here, and I’m the monkey who’s spotted you.

16. I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true, especially those involving a charming monkey.

17. Is this the jungle? Because I’m lion when I say I’m not interested in anyone but you.

18. Do you like rainbows, because you just found the pot of gold at the end of my heart.

19. Did we just share an elevator? Because I think we’ve got some serious uplift.

Cool Monkey Pick Up Lines

1. “Do you like adventures? Because I’d love to monkey around with you.”

2. “If I could rearrange the jungle, I’d put U and I together.”

3. “Are we in the jungle? Because I’m going bananas over you.”

4. “You must be a rare monkey, because I’ve never seen anyone like you before.”

5. “Are you a tree? Because I’m falling for you.”

6. “You’ve stolen my heart. Are you sure you’re not part monkey?”

7. “I must be a banana peel, because I fall for you every time I see you.”

8. “You’re the vine in my jungle.”

9. “Can I be the King Kong to your Empire State Building?”

10. “We must be two parts of a tree, because we’re a perfect match.”

11. “Are we near an oasis? Because my heart skips a beat when I see you.”

12. “If we were monkeys, I’d steal all the bananas for you.”

13. “Are you from the jungle? Because you’ve awakened the animal in me.”

14. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because even the monkeys are jealous.”

15. “Are you a magic monkey? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

16. “I’d swing through the highest trees just to meet you.”

17. “You must be made of bananas, because I find you irresistibly sweet.”

18. “Do we need a jungle rope? Because I feel a strong connection between us.”

19. “You’re the king/queen of my jungle.”

20. “Are you a monkey whisperer? Because my heart leaps every time you’re near.”

21. “Do you like bananas? Because I’m going bananas for you.”

22. “If love was a jungle, I’d explore every inch with you.”

23. “Is your dad a jungle king? Because you look like jungle royalty to me.”

24. “Did we just share a vine? Because I feel a bond forming between us.”

Monkey Pick Up Lines Tinder 

1. They say monkeys are good at climbing, and I’d climb the highest tree just to see you.

2. If love was a jungle, I’d be the monkey willing to swing through vines for you.

3. Banana isn’t the only word in my vocabulary, but it’s what you make my heart say.

4. If we were monkeys, we’d be causing a ruckus in the trees – just you and me.

5. Let’s monkey around and see where things go, shall we?

6. I’m bananas for you. Wanna split?

7. Are we in the jungle? Because I’m going wild for you.

8. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple, and I’d be the monkey waiting to snatch you up.

9. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us swinging through life together.

10. Were you in my dreams last night? Because I woke up feeling like the king of the jungle.

11. My love for you is like a monkey’s love for bananas – endless and full of peels.

12. You must be the jungle, because I’m lost in your beauty.

13. Is there a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

14. I’d climb the tallest tree just to save you the best fruit.

15. If you’re the queen/king of the jungle, I’m the devoted monkey ready to be by your side.

16. Our love could be like two monkeys stealing bananas – fun, daring, and adventurous.

17. I’d brave any jungle just to find you.

18. They say never monkey around with love, but I’m willing to take the leap for you.

19. Monkeys are all about fun, and I promise, with me, it’s bananas all the way.

20. If I were king of the jungle, would you be my prime mate?

21. I wish I were a monkey so I could swing into your heart.

22. You must be a gem from the jungle, because I’ve been searching for you my whole life.

23. Are you a tree? Because I’m a monkey who’s fallen for you.

24. If love is a wilderness, then I’m ready to monkey around with you.

25. You’re the banana of my eye.

26. If I had a banana for every time I thought of you, I’d be a happy monkey.

27. Our love could be an adventure – are you ready to monkey around?

28. I must be evolving because my monkey instincts tell me you’re the one.