50+ Pick up Lines for zombies [Cheesy, Funny]

Imagine you’re a character in a spooky, fun world where zombies roam, and even they need some clever lines to break the ice! 

In this quick article we will explore pick-up lines for zombies, whether you’re trying to find a partner for the monster mash or just wanting to munch on brains together.

These lines are all about having a laugh and not taking the zombie apocalypse too seriously. 

Pick up Lines for zombies

Pick up Lines for zombies

1. “Are you a zombie? Because you’re just my type drop-dead gorgeous.”

2. “Do you have a map? I just got lost in your apocalypse-proof eyes.”

3. “If we were zombies, I’d pick you first to chase after brains with.”

4. “Is it the end of the world, or did my heart just stop beating for you?”

5. “You must be tired from running through my apocalyptic dreams all night.”

6. “Do you believe in love at first bite?”

7. “Are you a graveyard? Because I’m dying to spend eternity with you.”

8. “I must be a zombie, because I’m hungering for more than just brains around you.”

9. “If you were a zombie, you’d be a ZOMBabe.”

10. “Our love could survive even the zombie apocalypse.”

11. “I’ve got my survival kit ready, but it’s missing your number.”

12. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you, even with the undead chasing us.”

13. “Is your name Survival? Because you’re all I’ve been looking for since the outbreak.”

14. “Do you have a bunker? Because I’d like to spend the apocalypse with you.”

15. “Is it just the world ending, or are we about to start something new together?”

16. “In a world full of zombies, your smile reanimates my heart.”

17. “If we were surrounded by zombies, I’d save you first.”

18. “Want to hole up in a safe house together and wait out the zombie invasion?”

19. “If I were a zombie, I’d want you to be my reason to stay human.”

20. “Even if we’re the last two people on Earth, being with you feels like surviving the apocalypse.”

21. “You must be the cure, because my heart feels alive around you.”

22. “Are you a flare gun? Because you just lit up my apocalypse.”

23. “In a zombie apocalypse, I’d fight my way to you.”

24. “Are you an escape plan? Because I’ve been looking everywhere for you.”

25. “Do you have a survival guide? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”

26. “Would you share your last can of beans with me in the apocalypse?”

27. “In the midst of chaos, your smile is the only peace I need.”

28. “You’re the kind of person I’d share my zombie-proof shelter with, no questions asked.”

29. “Would you hold my hand if we were being chased by the undead? I want to feel alive with you one last time.”

30. “Forget stocking up on supplies; being with you is all the survival I need.”

31. “I may be a little rough around the edges, but I promise to protect you until the end of the world.”

32. “You give me a reason to keep fighting every day, even in a world overrun by zombies.”

33. “With you by my side, I can face any danger – even hordes of flesh-eating monsters.” 

34. “In a world full of chaos, you are my calm and my anchor.”

35. “I never believed in fate until I met you; it’s like we were meant to survive this apocalypse together.”

36. “The only thing scarier than the zombie apocalypse is the thought of losing you.”

37. “I may not have all the answers, but I know that being with you makes everything feel a little less terrifying.”

38. “You make me want to be a better version of myself, even in the midst of an apocalypse.”

39. “I never thought I’d find love in the end times, but then I met you and it all made sense.”

40. “Even when the world is falling apart, you are my constant and my rock.”

41. “In a world of survival, I choose to spend every moment with you.”

42. “You make me believe that there can still be beauty and hope in a post-apocalyptic world.”

43. “I never want to lose you, no matter what happens in this unpredictable new world.”

44. “Fighting alongside you gives me strength and courage I never knew I had.”

45. “You are my reason to keep going, even when it feels like there’s no point in trying anymore.”

46. “I may not have much, but I will give you all of my love and protection until the very end.”

47. “Every day with you is a gift in this harsh new reality we find ourselves in.”

48. “Together, we can conquer anything – even the end of the world.”

49. “In a world where everything seems to be falling apart, you are my constant ray of light.”

50. “I promise to fight for our survival and for our love until my last breath.”

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