70+ Pineapple Pick Up Lines [Funny, Clever]

Imagine walking up to someone you think is as cool as a pineapple under the warm sun and you want to say hello, but with a twist. 

Pineapple pick-up lines are your secret weapon. They’re funny, they’re sweet, and they’re guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. 

Whether you’re trying to make new friends or just want to share a laugh, these pick-up lines are your ticket to an engaging conversation. 

Pineapple Pick Up Lines

1. “If you were a pineapple, I’d brave any jungle to find you.”

2. “Are you a pineapple? Because you’re standing tall and wearing a crown in my eyes.”

3. “Is your name Pineapple? Because every moment with you is refreshingly sweet.”

4. “You must be a pineapple farmer, because you’ve grown something sweet in my heart.”

5. “Do you like pineapples? Because I find myself wanting to get caught in your net of sweetness.”

6. “Hey, if you were a pineapple, I’d choose you out of a crowd, no matter how spiky the situation.”

7. “Was your dad a pineapple farmer? Because you’re absolutely tantalizing.”

8. “Are we on a tropical island? Because being with you feels like a sweet escape.”

9. “You’re the pineapple of my eye.”

10. “Do they call you pineapple? Because every time I see you, I feel a tropical breeze.”

11. “If we were fruits, I’d be a pineapple, standing tall and ready to protect you, my sweet treasure.”

12. “You must be part pineapple, because you have a tough exterior but are incredibly sweet on the inside.”

13. “Looking at you is like sipping a pina colada – refreshing and sweet.”

14. “If love was a fruit, I’d pick you, my pineapple, every time.”

15. “They say pineapples make kisses sweeter. Want to test that theory?”

16. “Are you from the tropics? Because when I’m near you, I feel like I’m in paradise.”

17. “If I could choose any fruit, I’d still pick you, my cute little pineapple.”

18. “Your smile is sweeter than a slice of pineapple on a sunny day.”

19. “Is your spirit animal a pineapple? Because you’re totally exotic and intriguing.”

20. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, leaving just you, my tropical vision.”

21. “I must be a pineapple, because I’m prickly on the outside but pining over you on the inside.”

22. “If kisses were pineapples, I’d send a tropical storm your way.”

23. “Are you made of pineapples? Because looking at you turns my life into a sweet adventure.”

24. “You must be made of pineapples, because you add the perfect amount of sweetness to my days.”

25. “I’m willing to be a pineapple if that means I get to stick with you, sweet and strong.”

26. “Are we both pineapples? Because I feel like we’d make a pretty sweet pair.”

27. “You’re the fineapple in a room full of apples.”

28. “My love for you is like a pineapple—stands tall and wears a crown.”

29. “You’re not just a snack, you’re the whole tropical feast, and I’m here for it.”

30. “Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again with another pineapple line?”

31. “Do you have a map? I just got lost in your pineapple paradise.”

32. “If I were to send you flowers, I’d include a pineapple, so you know I’m seriously sweet on you.”

33. “Are you a pineapple slice? Because every time I bite into this life, I hope it’s as sweet as you.”

34. “If life gave me pineapples, I’d trade them all for just a moment with you.”

35. “You must be a pineapple pie, because every time I see you, I just want another slice.”

36. “Is this a tropical island? Because I feel the urge to plant pineapples and grow old with you.”

37. “If my heart were a fruit, it would be a pineapple, full of sweetness and longing for you.”

38. “You’re like the perfect pineapple – worth the effort and utterly delicious.”

39. “I wouldn’t mind getting a paper cut from your pineapple skin, as long as it means getting a taste of your sweetness.”

40. “Our love could be like a pineapple—unexpectedly sweet and destined to be a classic.”

41. “If flirting were farming, I’d plant pineapples, so you’d know how sweet on you I am.”

42. “You’re the reason I believe in the sweetness of love at first sight, just like a perfect pineapple.”

43. “Just like a pineapple, you stand out in the best way possible.”

44. “Every time I see a pineapple, I’m reminded of how sweet you are and how sharp our love can be.”

45. “Roses are red, violets are fine, but nothing compares to a pineapple as divine.”

46. “You must be the secret ingredient in a pineapple cake, because every time I’m near you, life feels sweeter.”

47. “If you were a pineapple, you’d be a fineapple, and I’d be the lucky guy admiring from a distance.”

48. “Can I call you Pineapple? Because I feel a tangy sweetness whenever I’m with you.”

49. “If I had a garden, I’d grow pineapples, so their sweetness would remind me of you.”

50. “You’re like the best kind of pineapple, perfectly sweet with just the right amount of zest.”

Funny Pineapple Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you a pineapple? Because I find you a-peel-ing.”

2. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple, and I’d be the pineapple waiting to win your heart.”

3. “I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find…and pineapple doesn’t fit well in hiding spots.”

4. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your pineapples.”

5. “Is your name Pineapple? Because you’re so sweet, I’m getting a toothache.”

6. “Are we in the tropics? Because when I look at you, all I see is a fine-apple.”

7. “If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you. Just like pineapple belongs on every pizza slice.”

8. “You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. It’s like I’m stuck on a tropical island with just a pineapple.”

9. “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me, and together, we could rule the galaxy as pineapple and coconut.”

10. “Are you a detective? Because you’ve just found the pineapple of my eye.”

11. “If kisses were pineapples, I’d send you a whole plantation.”

12. “I must be a pineapple, because I’m prickly on the outside but sweet on you.”

13. “You’re not just a snack, you’re the whole tropical feast, pineapple included.”

14. “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together, sharing a pineapple under a beach umbrella.”

15. “Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical… Maybe a pineapple farm?”

16. “Our love could be like a pineapple – might take a bit to get into, but it’s totally worth it.”

17. “You must be a pineapple, because being with you is a tropical getaway.”

18. “Are you a piece of art? Because I’d hang you on my wall…next to my collection of pineapple paintings.”

19. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. But thank goodness you’re a pineapple, sweet and perfect.”

20. “You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real, just like a unicorn eating a pineapple.”