100+ Scarecrow Pick Up Lines [Funny, For Her]

Have you ever wanted to make someone smile with a funny line, especially during the fall season when scarecrows stand proudly in the fields? 

Well, you’re lucky! Here the Scarecrow pick-up lines are not just funny; they’re a great way to break the ice and show off your sense of humor. 

Whether you’re at a fall festival, a Halloween party, or just hanging out with friends, these lines are sure to get a chuckle. 

Scarecrow Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got my heart filled with joy.”

2. “I must be a scarecrow because I’m outstanding in my field… waiting for you.”

3. “Is it just me or did it just get hotter out here in the field when you walked by?”

4. “I’m no crow, but I’m totally captivated by your beauty.”

5. “I’m supposed to be guarding the corn.”

6. “If I were a crow, I’d never fly away from you.”

7. “You must be a harvest because I’ve been waiting all season for someone like you.”

8. “I may be all straw, but my heart is all gold for you.”

9. “Are you a sunflower? Because I feel like I’ve been waiting all day to turn my gaze towards you.”

10. “I’m used to scaring crows away, but I’d never scare you away.”

11. “Is your name Autumn? Because I fall for you more and more every day.”

12. “I might spend my days in the fields, but I’d love to spend my nights with you.”

13. “You must be magic because you’ve made every bird in my heart take flight.”

14. “I’m just a scarecrow, but I’d stand still for a lifetime to be with you.”

15. “Do you like farming? Because we could grow a beautiful life together.”

16. “I may not have a brain, but knowing you has been the smartest part of my day.”

17. “Even if I could move, I’d never stray from your side.”

18. “If you were a crop, I’d never let the birds near you.”

19. “I’m stuck on a stake here, but I’d follow you anywhere.”

20. “Were you planted here to grow straight into my heart?”

21. “I might be made for scaring, but all I want is to charm you.”

22. “If my heart weren’t made of straw, it would beat only for you.”

23. “They say I’m great at keeping birds away, but I’d always welcome a lovebird like you.”

24. “You’re the rain to my parched field, the one who truly brings me to life.”

25. “Do you have a spell? Because I’m straw-struck by you.”

26. “I could stand here all season, but I’d rather spend my moments with you.”

27. “Being a scarecrow is lonely, but with you, my field of dreams is complete.”

28. “You’re the reason I wish I could step off this pole and walk into your arms.”

29. “I guard the fields all day, but I’d rather be protecting your heart.”

30. “You must be a breeze, because you just swept me off my feet, and I’m not even walking.”

Funny Scarecrow Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you a farmer? Because you’ve just made my heart scarecrow-crazy.”

2. “Do you have a map? I got lost in your cornfield of dreams.”

3. “Is it fall? Because I’m falling for you harder than a scarecrow without a pole.”

4. “You must be a scarecrow because you’ve got my heart stuffed with love.”

5. “If I were a crow, I’d never fly away from you.”

6. “You don’t need a brain to know you’ve just stolen my heart.”

7. “I must be a cornfield, because I’m ear-ly in love with you.”

8. “Is this a field? Because I’m outstanding in my love for you.”

9. “I’m no Wizard of Oz, but I’d go on any adventure to find you.”

10. “Do you need a straw? Because you just swept me off my feet.”

11. “You must be made of straw, because you’ve filled the empty space in my heart.”

12. “I don’t have a heart, but if I did, it would beat for you.”

13. “Are we in a field? Because I’m just stalk-ing by to say I like you.”

14. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my scarecrow smile?”

15. “You’re the reason scarecrows work – even the birds stop to admire you.”

16. “If beauty was a grain, you’d be a whole field.”

17. “Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Or were you just crow-sent to me?”

18. “If I were to walk through a field, I’d pick you first.”

19. “Are you the sun? Because you’ve got my heart blooming like the morning flowers.”

20. “I may be full of straw, but my heart is full of love for you.”

21. “You must be magic, because you’ve made all the crows in my heart disappear.”

22. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together in a pumpkin patch.”

23. “You’re the wind beneath my wings – literally, because I might fall apart without you.”

24. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine, effigy of my heart?”

25. “Am I a cornfield maze? Because you’ve got me lost in love.”

26. “If you were a scarecrow, you’d be outstanding in every field.”

27. “You’re the apple of my pie, and the pumpkin in my spice.”

28. “Is it a spooky season? Because the thought of you sends shivers down my straw.”

29. “You must be the rain, because you’ve just made my heart grow fonder.”

Scarecrow Pick Up Lines For Her 

1. “I must be stuffed with straw, because you’ve got me feeling all light-headed.”

2. “Guess I’m a scarecrow, because I’m outstanding in my field… of falling for you.”

3. “If you were a crop, I’d stand guard all day just to watch you grow.”

4. “I may not have a brain, but I know enough to recognize a beautiful heart when I see one.”

5. “Are you magic? Because whenever you’re near, the birds are the only thing that’s scared away.”

6. “Just call me a scarecrow because I’m totally falling for you.”

7. “If beauty were a grain, you’d be the whole field!”

8. “They say scarecrows don’t have hearts, but mine beats fast for you.”

9. “I might be here to keep the crows away, but I’d never scare you off.”

10. “Is it harvest time? Because I think you’ve just reaped my heart.”

11. “I’m supposed to scare crows, but the only thing breathtaking here is you.”

12. “Would you hold my hand? It’s the only part of me that’s not straw.”

13. “I’m just a scarecrow, but I’d become a knight to protect your heart.”

14. “You must be the sunrise, because you’ve just brightened my entire day.”

15. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again with more straw?”

16. “I may be full of straw, but my feelings for you are 100% real.”

17. “If I were to write a story, you’d be my favorite plot twist.”

18. “They say home is where the heart is, but mine seems to be right here with you.”

19. “If I had a brain, I’d still only think about you.”

20. “Guess I’m not a good scarecrow, because you’ve got me feeling all fluttery inside.”

21. “Our love story might just be the best thing since sliced bread, and that’s saying something for a grain guardian.”

22. “You must be a gardener, because you’ve just made love bloom in a field of straw.”

23. “I don’t need a brain or a heart; all I need is a chance with you.”

24. “Is it windy out here, or did you just sweep me off my feet?”

25. “You’re the melody in my field of silence.”

26. “I might keep the birds away, but you’ve attracted my heart.”

27. “If longing for you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”

28. “You’re the scarecrow to my field – perfectly placed and irreplaceable.”