100+ Single Mom Pick Up Lines [Best, Funny]

Navigating the world of dating as a single mom can feel like sailing in uncharted waters, but who says it can’t be an adventure filled with laughter and charm? 

Welcome to the thrilling guide on “Single Mom Pick Up Lines”! This is your secret map to finding humor, confidence, and maybe even a little bit of love in the dating scene. 

Whether you’re stepping back into the dating world or you’re looking to add a spark of fun to your interactions, these pick-up lines are tailored just for you. 

Single Mom Pick Up Lines

1. “Was it just the playground slide, or did you just slide effortlessly into my heart?”

2. “Our playdates might be scheduled, but my interest in you definitely wasn’t.”

3. “I must say, you manage parenthood and looking fabulous effortlessly. Teach me your ways?”

4. “If our kids can share toys, maybe we can share a coffee sometime?”

5. “I thought bedtime stories were the highlight of my day until I met you.”

6. “Seeing you juggle life so well makes me want to be part of your circus.”

7. “Our children seem to think we’d make a great team. How about we take their advice?”

8. “Being a single mom is like a superpower. Interested in forming a superhero duo?”

9. “I’ve got a first aid kit ready, but how do you heal a captured heart?”

10. “I’m great at homework help and even better at planning romantic dates.”

11. “Your strength is inspiring, and your smile? Captivating. Can I know more?”

12. “Is there a special recipe for being an amazing mom and gorgeous at the same time?”

13. “Our little ones are best friends. Maybe it’s a sign we should be, too?”

14. “I’ve been single-handedly tackling parenting, but I’d love a co-player in this game.”

15. “If our kids make a mess, imagine the adventures we can have cleaning up!”

16. “You’re proof that superheroes wear sneakers and carry diaper bags.”

17. “Forget playdates, our kids seem ready to plan our wedding!”

18. “Beauty, brains, and the bravery of motherhood, how did I get so lucky to meet you?”

19. “Parent-teacher conferences would be more interesting with you by my side.”

20. “Our kids have a better social life than us. Maybe we should work on ours?”

21. “Watching you with your child makes me wish for more moments together, just us adults.”

22. “Your ability to manage everything is attractive. Ever need a partner in crime?”

23. “Is it hot out here, or is it just the parental glow you radiate?”

24. “How about we swap parenting tips and personal numbers?”

25. “I admire how you do it all. Can I admire it up close, over dinner?”

26. “Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’re conquering the world in yoga pants?”

27. “Our kids think we’re superheroes. Shall we team up for an adventure?”

28. “You turn chaos into harmony. Can I be part of your symphony?”

29. “I’m seeking a partner in parenting and adventures. Interested in applying?”

30. “They say it takes a village to raise a child. How about we start with a coffee date?”

Single Mom Pick Up Lines Funny

1. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, and suddenly I can manage bedtime like a pro.”

2. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you… and no, it’s not just because I haven’t slept in three years.”

3. “Is there an airport nearby, or is my heart taking off because I’ve finally found a co-pilot for this family circus?”

4. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes while searching for the lost socks at home.”

5. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile, forgetting I’ve watched ‘Peppa Pig’ 30 times this week.”

6. “Are you WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection, and no, it’s not just because I need someone to share the streaming service bills with.”

7. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again after I check on the kids?”

8. “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for, including a love for family movie nights.”

9. “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together… in a picture where everyone is actually looking at the camera.”

10. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Yes, I also talk about vegetables to make eating them sound fun.”

11. “I must be a pirate, because I’m digging for treasure and I think I just found it in you. Also, yes, I can make an excellent pirate voice for bedtime stories.”

12. “Are you an electric blanket? Because you’re turning up the heat, even on nights I’ve only had 4 hours of sleep.”

13. “Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot? No, seriously, I’m asking because I can’t tell if it’s just the sleep deprivation.”

14. “Is it hot in here, or is it just the minivan heater stuck again?”

15. “Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea, and I could use a pick-me-up.”

16. “Were you a part of the Boy Scouts? Because you’ve got my heart tied up in knots. Also, can you help me with these merit badge crafts?”

17. “Are you a charger? Because without you, I’d die. Seriously, my phone is always at 2%, and that’s my lifeline to the outer world.”

18. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Especially since my kid has started calling every male figure by your name anyway.”

19. “Are you a dictionary? Because you just added meaning to my life, amidst the chaos of single parenting.”

20. “I’m not a thief, but I’m here to steal your heart, right after I finish this parent-teacher conference.”

21. “Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout! Also, can you handle temper tantrums and pillow fights?”

22. “Excuse me, I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours? I promise it’s not just for emergency school pickups.”

23. “Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest piqued, and yes, I’m very good at managing long-term commitments.”

24. “Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you’ve tied my heart in knots… and I might need help untying them.”

25. “Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future, starting with a family calendar full of commitments.”

26. “Are you a flip switch? Because you just turned me on to the idea of love again. Or it could just be my kids flipping all the lights on again.”

27. “Is it ok if I follow you home? Because my kids told me to follow my dreams, even if it’s just getting to sleep through the night.”

28. “Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper. And can you also keep an eye on my kid while I go grab us some coffee?”

29. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. But actually, can we not do snow, because I can’t find my youngest’s left snow boot.”

Single Mom Pick Up Lines For Her 

1. “If being a single mom was a sport, you’d definitely be in the Hall of Fame.”

2. “Is it hot in here, or is it just the superhero aura you exude?”

3. “I might not be a superhero, but I’d love to be your sidekick in this adventure called life.”

4. “Do you believe in love at first playdate?”

5. “Was it just my heart I felt skip a beat, or was it yours too?”

6. “If being an amazing mom were a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”

7. “I don’t have a library card, but can I still check you out?”

8. “Not all heroes wear capes – some just carry diaper bags really well.”

9. “You’re like a fine wine, you only get better with time… and patience, lots of patience.”

10. “If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.“

11. “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!”

12. “If Cinderella were real, she’d be jealous of the way you balance it all.”

13. “If we were at a grocery store, I’d say you’re the one melon I’ve been searching for.”

14. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my dreams — and doing an amazing job raising your kid.”

15. “Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.”

16. “I’m not a cat person, but you’re purr-fect.”

17. “You must be the speed of light, because time stops when I look at you.”

18. “You must be an angel because heaven is missing one.”

19. “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”

20. “Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you just gave me.”